Of all Tetris games to get on ESPN, there's definitely better options. But there's worse ones too.

I mean, come on.

It's Dig Dug. In the arcade sphere I find it a bit overrated but it's still good. Not much else to say. I could make the same inflation fetish joke that everyone else did, I guess.

Bubble Fucign Bobble. I genuinely can't make an actual review, my brain goes mush and I just wanna play the damn thing

[This review is for the Arcade version.] The original Rhythm Tengoku is rough around the edges but oozes charm and a requirement for skill. When they put it in the arcade, they doubled all of that. It's a great time, but be prepared to get your shit rocked.

Dig Dug II does something completely different than the first one and not only is it better, it's best. There's not a single other classic arcade game that does what Dig Dug II does for me and I will die defending it.

The push to Exceed Gear (combined with a waning interest) made me drop SDVX and every time I try to pick it up again I try to do anything on knobs and it just doesn't, even when it would work fine in Vivd Wave. At least y'all are having fun.

It's fuckin Mr. Driller! Dig downwards is all it seems to be but as soon as you realize you can fucking die the game gets a lot deeper. I wish I were better than I am, and I'm still pretty good.

Now THIS is the Sound Voltex I remember fondly. I'd dare to call it the series' peak if I were any better at it.

Terror Instinct sums it up better than anything I could say, but at least there's an option to use a rotation system I can actually vibe with. Honestly, if it weren't for the butt-ass qualification system it'd be a perfect 5, but they really wanted every possible credit.

"You'll hate our grandpa more than your own or your money back guaranteed!" - The devs of this game, probably

I could not possibly be as good as this game needs me to.

After Konami almost killed the series out of incompetence for at least the third time, they made this one. Quite the glow up, if I do say so myself. And it's DDR, which is always fun.

Being the first one, it's a little odd. It's also the easiest apparently. I wouldn't know, they're all hard to me.

Compared to modern iterations it's dogwater but it has the charm (and soundtrack in some cases) the the new ones miss, and I just think it's somehow more fun despite being the same game. I was born after it released.