So, I'm sorry, did this game invent modern microtransactions? In the arcade in 1990? There's a fuckin shop in every level where you can buy new moves, better stats, weapons, and buffs for more quarters! As many as you wanna pay for! Help me out here - there must be a precedent for this but I certainly don't know it off the top of my head. Wild!

Oh, and uh, the game is also really, really bad. Like maybe the worst scrolling beat 'em up ever. Spending more money on it does help, though! Lol.