DestroyerOfMid
I was going to give this a 10/10 for some top tier old man yaoi but apparently, it’s not actually old man yaoi and is instead just an old man Russian taunt????? Fuck that shit
Is and will always be my favorite game of all time. The gameplay, the story, the graphics, the propaganda for the military industrial complex; it’s all just perfect. The only thing that could be more fun than this game is making a dumb gimmick account as something to do when I’m bored during work and getting a surprisingly high amount of clout amongst a community I mostly chose not to engage with. Thanks for 10,000 likes.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
Also, Fidel Castro is like the rawest video game character of all time and I wish he was real so fucking much.
1996
Let me know when they make Respecting Other People’s Property Hearts
2007
We ain’t trying to do geometry, we’re trying to play some games
The Donkey Kong Country games are truly devoid of merit. If you shill this terrible generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are stupid! Yes, I know. That's insulting, but it's also the truth
The “zero” in this game’s name is symbolic of the score it gets out of ten
2024
Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass
1989
The hate for open world games is so unserious
In an age where superheroes have become a symbol of sanitized mainstream entertainment rather than the niche esoteric things they were supposed to be, I’m glad there’s finally a dark and mature take on these characters. I love you Garth Ennis.
(Review of the DOS version specifically)
Quite possibly the greatest deconstruction of superhero culture. The twist reveal that the game is literally impossible to beat due to a jump you can’t make is one of the most profound moments in all of gaming for how much it conveys the frivolousness of making up fake heroes instead of doing anything to help with real world issues.
Quite possibly the greatest deconstruction of superhero culture. The twist reveal that the game is literally impossible to beat due to a jump you can’t make is one of the most profound moments in all of gaming for how much it conveys the frivolousness of making up fake heroes instead of doing anything to help with real world issues.
Since the fans this one love making up fake quotes so much, let me contribute: “My name is Ramza Beoulve and the game I’m in fucking sucks. Also, I just shit my pants.”
2024
Gonna be Tekken a piss on this game’s disc
2015
Offers a scathing critique of American exceptionalism and in particular, the individualist great man theory narrative associated with Abraham Lincoln by paralleling him and other American icons to one of the few things as bad as America: Fire Emblem
Xeno fans be like “You should skip Xenosaga 2 cause the combat sucks. Also, I like Xenoblade”
You’re all pissing ME off! Annoying AF!
You’re all pissing ME off! Annoying AF!
Pathologic for people who actually have things going on in their lives instead of watching two hour video essays