The only game my grandpa had on his computer. I once had a nightmare based on the cutscene animations

Can't be too mad at this game for the history and all but also FUCK this game

I haven't upgraded from this version cuz i like to pretend covid never existed :)

My one faint memory as a kid is how you could record your own voice lines that play during races. I can only imagine the carnage that would've occurred if these voice recordings could be played during online races

2022

This review contains spoilers

BEENY

I was stoked to stumble across this at my local arcade. A childhood bucket list item finally checked off
Also, whoever stuck gum in the gamecube memory card slot like 15 years ago is a bastard and deserves nothing but inconvenience and discomfort in their future

I remember this having pretty great online play

Would be 5 stars if there was an option to feed Colin to the bulborbs

It's not twister. It's not fn twister. Still stupid fun to play when drunk but its NOT TWISTER YOU LIE

Get a load of this! Get a load of this! Get a load of this! Get a load of this!

Charles Martinet saying his classic line "I'm Charles Martinet" did not make this game any more worthwhile

Quite possibly the worst game I have ever had the dishonor of playing. I've played to level 40 (at least) about 3 different times, forcing a new friend through with me each time. We had a blast. Awful game.

Having to "buy" saves with tokens is such a bs mechanic. I have the Japanese version of the game and accidentally used all my coins to buy hints that I couldn't read, oops. Otherwise, better than DKC1 imo

It's been 10+ years and I'm still stuck on the boat level