Charles Martinet saying his classic line "I'm Charles Martinet" did not make this game any more worthwhile

It's DnD but with professional voice acting instead of DM Brandon with his awful, questionable orc accent

My first exposure to baseball and I played the hell out of it. I distinctly remember trading for David Ortiz, putting him at 2nd base, and him ending up winning MVP because of it. Stupid fucking game

I fully support the induction of Blue Toad as an official Mario Brother

Get a load of this! Get a load of this! Get a load of this! Get a load of this!

2022

This review contains spoilers

BEENY

It's not twister. It's not fn twister. Still stupid fun to play when drunk but its NOT TWISTER YOU LIE

Would be 5 stars if there was an option to feed Colin to the bulborbs

I haven't upgraded from this version cuz i like to pretend covid never existed :)

The only game my grandpa had on his computer. I once had a nightmare based on the cutscene animations

I remember this having pretty great online play

I was stoked to stumble across this at my local arcade. A childhood bucket list item finally checked off
Also, whoever stuck gum in the gamecube memory card slot like 15 years ago is a bastard and deserves nothing but inconvenience and discomfort in their future

It's been 10+ years and I'm still stuck on the boat level

Having to "buy" saves with tokens is such a bs mechanic. I have the Japanese version of the game and accidentally used all my coins to buy hints that I couldn't read, oops. Otherwise, better than DKC1 imo

Can't be too mad at this game for the history and all but also FUCK this game