EliteVoodoo1776
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The trend of making games for people who don't like to game needs to die as it is no where near as quirky or appealing as It might seem.
This is more along the depths of a puddle with bad graphics that want to be passed off as "cute", and clunky mechanics that would make even a non-gamer want to re-home their console after just a couple short hours with this....thing.
Every game doesn't have to be a shooter or gore heavy game to be fun, but this is a game that caters to the idea that mobile gamers are somehow superior to everyone else because they play hallmark movies.
This is more along the depths of a puddle with bad graphics that want to be passed off as "cute", and clunky mechanics that would make even a non-gamer want to re-home their console after just a couple short hours with this....thing.
Every game doesn't have to be a shooter or gore heavy game to be fun, but this is a game that caters to the idea that mobile gamers are somehow superior to everyone else because they play hallmark movies.
2013
This game has some really great elements, and in certain ways is a deeper survival game than even The Long Dark, but dear god this game is one of the ugliest I've ever played. Mix that with the bad engine and questionable glitches and it becomes less than worth the time put into it.
We love to see developers branch out sometimes, but we hate to see developers make something so ultimately un-fun.
We love to see developers branch out sometimes, but we hate to see developers make something so ultimately un-fun.
2016
If the gameplay was better this would at least be a 4/5, but as it stands it is a cool idea for around two hours, but then becomes endlessly frustrating with the glitches and poorly designed levels.
Calling your game a pun doesn't excuse lazy designing. That's a lesson that more and more indie devs are learning by the day.
Calling your game a pun doesn't excuse lazy designing. That's a lesson that more and more indie devs are learning by the day.
2021