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Video games are like a Hydra. I beat one, then 30 more appear in my steam library through mysterious means. It's like a pyramid scheme but with video games. Someone help.
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Favorite Games

Dust: An Elysian Tail
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Custom Robo
Custom Robo
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
Shadow the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog

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Battalion Wars
Battalion Wars

Apr 24

The Fancy Pants Adventures: Classic Pack
The Fancy Pants Adventures: Classic Pack

Apr 22

Doronko Wanko
Doronko Wanko

Apr 13

Wrestling Empire
Wrestling Empire

Apr 11

Boomeroad
Boomeroad

Apr 08

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"An incredibly fun if slightly limited RTS third person shooter published by Nintendo" sounds exactly like something that doesn't exist outside of maybe the Starfox series, but here Battalion Wars goes proving that wrong in spades.

It's super good, all around. The music, the missions, the units, the variations, it's all really really good. There's a handful of exceptions of course, Air Superiority is in full force but that's a major thing in real military conflict, the vehicles are some of the worst controlling things I've ever had to play with including rough steering and physics that are either too heavy or WAY too light, and some units just bluntly outclass all other types such as Assault vets who's machine guns can mow down every infantry unit and some vehicles and emplacements with ease. But all in all, it's pretty great.

Huge kudos to the near blatant WW1/WW2 era Germany antagonist nation fused with Transylvanian vampires that are the revival of the undead warmonger empire of pure unbridled nothing held back Nazi references for 2 of the last four missions. This game is fucking wild and it takes itself completely seriously and I'm all here for it.

I'm ecstatic that these games are finally playable off of steam now, And they play very very well! I'd totally be down to recommend dropping 7-9 dollars on this nowadays!

I only wish for 2 things. 1 is World 3 in 60 FPS, which is something that should be coming eventually, so cool!

The second is wishing the movement was bridged together a lot better. There's the sense of Nostalgia keeping world 1's movement, world 2's movement, and world 3's movement, all bridged together by a hub with world 4's movement, but I wish they were all unified. The modern movement system is so fluid and fun to mess around with that world 1's is just radically inhibiting.

It's the first MMO I really got into and I'm happy it's been redone by fans again.

Great little experience, lots of fun stuff to do, incentives to stop playing rather than playing for longer, and the entire game is free. I really recommend it.

If you've got a group of people hunting for a new MMO to play after getting burnt out on FANTASY WORLD or FANTASY WORLD or even FANTASY WORLD, BUT WITH GUNS then feel free to dawn a mask and be a hero or a villain for a while. It's free and a fun time even in a world where the original release is a cool TWO DECADES OLD.