5 reviews liked by FBBailey


Never have I ever felt like a game was mocking me through it's level design alone.

Respect the level of cruelty, insanity, and sheer masochism on display here, but this is mostly just an insanely hard "veterans pack" for the original game that really doesn't add a whole lot. I can see the appeal back then, but this only works if it was like an arcade game, like an extra eight set of levels you play right afterwards to give yourself that extra level of challenge.

But it's not that, it's a brand new game and Nintendo's quick realization of the difficulty being too high was one of the smartest things they've done. Some of the levels here are just obtusely designed to the point of frustration - which is the point but still - and to actually get to the truly hard levels, beating the game eight times is just... yeah, no thank you. Not today. Thankful for it's release as a novelty, but other then that it's a clear black sheep in a series known for high quality.

When they add the sex update I’ll give 5 stars.
I know judging people based on one thing isn’t cool, but if you haven’t played minecraft I no longer associate with you.
Minecraft with the boys was where it was at.
Says a lot this game has such a high score considering it has no story, but this is the ultimate sandbox game to play with friends. Server games are also peak.

I’m outraged there was no youngling level
It’s basically just a beatem up but there’s a nice variety of gameplay, the combat and force powers are great. As far as 2d beatemups go, it’s pretty great. Also the music slaps