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cute simple lil game where u just jump over boss moves n stuff. very simple control scheme, literally just left/right & jump, so it was very accessible 4 me

barely anyone knows bout this but its dexter manning kino if yall remember his stuff

fun pastime that i beat in a sitting but theres more content (also more story, apparently) in the different modes outside the main one

give it a try :)

Half way through fighting the last boss i fumbled my controller out of my hands and it landed directly on my laptop screen and broke it and i had to beat the rest of the boss on my external monitor

games good though LOL

I'm extremely impressed with how nimble Sybil is despite being dummy thicc, you'd think that fat ass would slow her down!

Pretty great game with great visuals, music, and excellent movement that allows for some really fun sequence breaks. Just wish there was tad more to it, with the ending being extremely anti-climatic in particular.

Almost 100%d, only missed like 3 things but I didn't feel like going to get them, but I did unlock all outfits from Time Trials. Doing these time trials was probably the most fun part of the game, since you need to have good precision and route planning to beat most of them.

the spider dude was fuckin cheating by the end actual 0.000000005 second reaction windows at times

Essential weird-y2k-invader-zim-full-zip-hoodie-tripp-pants-kingdom-hearts-depop-core. Looks like Salad Fingers mixed with Shadow Hearts mixed with EB Games by Walmart 19.99 section. If this actually scans to you, congrats you have BPD, welcome to the elite.

Turboroko Path to Passion Fever: No review, I refuse.

Waiter waiter! More doors to fight, please!

nigga started listing his autistic special interests for 5 minutes i aint trynna hear all that

genuinely one of the best FNAF fan games that i think youd enjoy especially if ur jaded with fnaf's formula

rlly strategic gameplay and it does some really creative yet simplistic things with its presentation that i never see elsewhere

it can get genuinely challenging

also im scarlet she just me frfr

Yuran...I am coming!
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lots of white people playing this

One part scathing histrionic takedown of the beloved Anas platyrhynchos, one part genre innovator that challenges the preconceptions of what it means to be a "rouge-like indie game."

I was immediately gumbersmucked by the title screen backing track, a haunting declaration of the core themes the game will confidently tackle throughout its ~10 hour runtime.

While drawing from other popular rogue-likes the level of choice at every intersection is staggering! Do I burn the trees? Eat them? Chop them down for some wood? The choice is yours. Here's the catch: the same answers will almost never lead to the exact same results. If try to burn those trees again they may get the jump on you and attack!

This brings me to the combat. All I can say is wow what a doozy. Simple on the surface but bonecrushing and strategic when you get to the meat and potatoes of it all. Borrowing from the obscure cult-like wonder RPG known as Earthbound the game implements a rolling HP meter. Well... not quite, in fact it's nothing like that, quite the opposite. Using items that restore more HP (such as Feastables sponsored by the internet superstar Mr. Beast) than your limit will actually allow it to overflow and increase your max health. Now that's what I call ingenuity!

Multiple endings aren't new in the realm of video games but the method at which Bird Quest handles them is absolutely masterful. Bird Quest asks the tough questions: do you TRULY understand yourself? Do you understand BIRDS? Personally I decided to align myself with Bird as I empathized with his plight. Little did I know I would be attacked by an opposing faction championing ideals such as law and rules. Zionism? Not on their watch. I wiped the floor with those vermin as me and Bird danced on their graves and stirred up chaos in their wake.

The Phoenix Rises


i, for one, am thoroughly appalled that this series would ever have the audacity to feature a player character who isn't a totally morally righteous person. this is a travesty. completely out of touch

and the gameplay? it's such a shameless ripoff of the last acclaimed silent hill project that was released. what the fuck were they thinking?

i'm going to go return to silent hill 2 now - the most subtle and least blunt horror game ever created. at least that game doesn't have sticky notes with "bullying" written on them (granted, this one doesn't either, but that's not what i heard from the people who didn't play it, so it must be true)