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The Spongebob of fighting games.

i have fond memories of this game despite no one ever talking about it also i pre-ordered it to get super butoden 2 on the 3DSc

When I finished Touhou Luna Nights, I basically told myself I would follow this developer anywhere they go, even if it was a series I had very little familiarity with. So when I saw this game, of course I played it as soon as possible. It also helps that I've always really liked Jack Frost's character design even without playing any MegaTen games.

As I expected, a great, short metroidvania with really cool and fun mechanics that help it stand out, along with really great music and incredible pixel art. I wish this could have been a full game the length of Luna Nights, but I found myself engaged with it the entire time. Also it's really interesting seeing all the little things that were taken from here and improved greatly in Luna Nights, as well as the little ways they show Team Ladybug establishing and developing their own great style. I'm absolutely going to go back and play at hardest difficulty, great game.

Sometimes I fantasize about Shoka coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me

I gave myself blisters beating Justice with every character for no reason

Fuck strive
Fuck xrd
Fuck accent core
This is what real guilty gear fans play

the BEST zelda game ever made in the videogame universe since 1986 is this a biased review ? yes . do i care ? no

the (somehow) worse Persona 5

... if this is a joke, then it's a damn cruel one in disgustingly bad taste.