SLICING
DICING
MASHING
MISS PEACHES IS
CAT FOOD

yeah the ending is very weird and funny but this game is also actually kind of interesting. I don't like the aesthetic they were going for, it feels like it's trying too hard to look like a shitty mid-2000s animated kids movie but there's some cool technology in here at least. Like, they clearly put a lot of effort into this really stupid shitty game. The game generally feels like a playable shitpost though. There's constant fart and poopy doodoo shit jokes everywhere, like even in the infamous ending the dog just farts and the bad guy dies. As a connoisseur of feces I appreciated it to an extent but it feels so out of place when the game feels like it's trying to be like a Pixar movie or something. But the character is also just some smart ass so I don't know what they were going for.

Other noteworthy things to say... the cities look like silent hill sometimes for some reason. Some of the music is weirdly, uh, good. Like, bopping. There's this one song that's like doomp doomp doomp doomp doomp doomp. It's good, I swear. This game feels like it should have a cult audience because of how bizarre certain aspects of it are but actually playing it is pretty whatever. I didn't actually play this thing I just used some cheat menu and had fun with broken cutscenes and shit. I recommend you do the same with some friends if you're curious, and then skip to the end levels because they're fucking weird. Anyways, I'm sure Phil Harrison is very proud of this game.

(Minor Spoilers)

Ryo gets ¥300 per crate he moves with the forklift. That might not sound great but let's really do the math:

The first few warehouses are very close to the crates. In real time, it would probably take me three minutes at most to move one. That's twenty an hour, which is ¥6000. In an eight hour work day, that would be ¥48000 per day. Adjusted for inflation (the game takes place in 1986) and factoring out the two hour lunch break, that's about ¥44,534 per day. That's about $319, or £253. Per day. For driving a forklift.

Great little puzzle game! The game is full of personality and the vibe it gives off makes you want to experiment and solve problems in unconventional ways. It can get tough sometimes and it will probably piss you off, but it'll piss you off in a way that makes you want to keep playing. It's the type of game where you'll get stumped for a while so you go to take a nasty dump and while you're wiping your ass the solution to the level comes to your mind. Then you hurry back and do it and it feels awesome.

High recommendation, especially for puzzle game fans.