People tricked me into thinking this isn't just a mobile game that cost 10 dollars.

Edit: Hahaha 6K for the map editor. Classic Ninja Kiwi.

Can't wait to see this on the Game Awards

A time capsule to a period where a lot of my political beliefs were dictated by horrible right wing propaganda videos funded by rich assholes. Really happy to have grown out of that. Also the game sucks ass lmao, I guess shitty and unoriginal jokes is one way to sell your bad game.

I get it, it's supposed to be bullshit like the games he reviews, but you could've spent that time and effort trying to make something worth playing and engaging instead. Difficulty is obviously not a problem but you have to do it right in order to make me want to learn and keep playing and this game does not do that at all and hopes that throwing references in your face will be enough to please you.

Aged like milk, feels horrible to control, looks crappy and there's barely any variety of stages. Important at it's time, not worth coming back to it now.

Horrible game design but at least the "monster" from Neutral Milk Hotel coming out of the painting made me laugh.

You can crossdress Mario in this.

This game biggest selling point is also it's greatest weakness, the fact a lot of different people contribute to this is cool as it makes for a really big game with a lot of different ideas, however because of this it's environments can a lot of times feel like filler and out of place.

This review contains spoilers

Act 1 is amazing, then the game gradually decreases in quality each Act in service of some quite dumb (and honestly uninteresting) meta stuff that has been done a million times already. The Archivist and Golly were fun bosses but through Acts 2 and 3 I was mostly wondering "Why am I playing this inferior card game instead of the cool one I was playing earlier?"