from the horizon, a dog slowly approaches with a "haters gonna hate" walk, looks straight into your soul and utters "I can't use those things together!"

Me always knew the final game in the trilogy would end up with Sam ending inside Max after milking him. It was the clear the foreshadowing was pointing at

Never thought a game would personally attack me for being a "Click on Everything" whore. Felt so... vulnerable

If only fast travel was a thing, would make trying to bug, people, make them puke, see how old they are and make them masturbate unicorns much easier.

Who needs a mystery catastrophe thing to destroy a town when you do that by vampiring and getting spit on by crazy people

Game lulls you with its cute exterior into a false sense of security, only to reveal one of gaming's most vile antagonists: The Camera

Game teaches you if you wanna buy slaves, you better be creative

Putting collectibles just before a checkpoint-screen transition is more evil than whatever Evil Energy actually is

You know a story mode is bonkers when getting struck by a tank ain't even in the top 3 most insane moments

Made me learn the key to being a master alchemist is perfecting the art of not accidentally YEET-ing a potion after exiting menus

It's heartbreaking when your characters are injured, except Sou, cause he's useless and deserves anything that happens to him

Good thing dragons can't have Celiac disease

Defusing's the easy part. Figuring every way on how to fudge up is the real challenge every bomb defusal expert worth their salt must overcome

"Really Good Memory" is up there with "Logic" in the top "Mental aptitudes that became videogame super powers" category.

Gotta be honest, this was not the game me expected to find the second instance of non-zombie "mouth to brain" action me has ever witnessed (Admitedly, there is a brain on the cover, so guess it's on me for not picking up on the clues )