Boy do I feel dumb for importing this game years ago and playing through half of it in a language i don't understand

Loses half a star just for removing the original opening movie

I'm losing my fucking mind!

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It took till 2023 to get an action game that has Invaders Must Die in it

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I thought the FF7 remake changed the ending to this

Can't believe I enjoyed this game more than Serious Sam 4

Wished this game actually took inspiration from Dead Space. Instead this game went the worse route and feels like it took inspiration from Last of Us and God of War (2018).

That was a lot of spectacle. And the ending was pretty great.

Who would've thought the only good open world game would be a Sonic game

Ringo isn't my type, but I'd still hit

That Rose DLC was really whack

It's unfortunate I didn't vibe with this game too much. At least it felt cool driving around.

Why does everyone scream so much. Every cutscene has someone yelling and its pretty annoying.

My name is Jim, so that one part really messed me up for a second