I have not started the game yet, but I just HAVE to complain about it. It takes a billion fucking years to download the main game, and another 50 billion to download a patch. It also takes an aggregious time to go online, which, as someone who primarily plays the CAMPAIGN of Call Of Duty games, is really annoying. And THEN you need me to download the CAMPAIGN pack, which doesn't take as long to download, but really pisses me off knowing that it's not on the disk. Why did I buy this game?
edit: Fuck this. Waste of time
edit: Fuck this. Waste of time
2019
I think it would've worked better as... y'know... a movie?
2020
Sludge Fact: Sludge devs didn't lie! In Sludge Life, you see a sludgy city succumb to sludge. It's sludgy, sludge-like, and sludgilicious! Seven Sludgy Sludges out of Ten Sludgy Sludgies
2003
I don't think I'll ever beat this purely for the fact that it's so hard not to screw around.
edit: I lied
edit: I lied
1997
I can see this being some random Newgrounds game focused on making a commentary on mental health! Which is rad! The gameplay is nothing to write home about, and the loading screens are absolutely terrifying, but I like what it's trying to do!
2007
I forgot to rate this! It's fun as someone who hasn't played the better versions
2015
Postal but with the "edgy but fun about it" dialed down and "uber-emo" dialed all the way up
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING AND I'M HAVING A BLAST
1999
Probably the most radical thing you can grab out of bargain bins nowadays. It's probably not gonna happen, but it'd be pretty radical if it did.
Look, when the only thing I can think to say is "At least it's not One Punch Man," then you've fucked something up
2007
Yep! It's definitely Portal!
I really didn't want to play this after the sour taste Condition Zero left in my mouth, but some paranormal force demanded I played it, so I did. As it turns out, this game is actually pretty rad! Way better than Condition Zero, but less of a Counter-Strike game
Man, who knew I could take my "skill" from +R and start a new game with those same skills! I didn't! For some reason!
2000
Kao is absolutely adorable and I love him. I wouldn't die for him, but he's really freakin' cute
Yep. It's definitely a COD game