June, 2024

03

Started

Freeware game; non-Steam; Linux port
RETURNED

I haven't played this game in two decades!

Started

May, 2024

16

Started

Returned

I used to play this game on Windows 10 six years ago. Then, I quit playing this game. But! I decided to return for proper clear, plus getting all of the achievements is way easier now.

Started

15

Finished

🎆 Game beaten!
Difficulty: Easy
Time Taken: 3 hours
💀 Deaths: 83

I finally beaten the game! Never beaten it on normal, because of unbalanced difficulty and BS stage design choices. Not to mention, stage 7 takes luck at the beginning due to turrets attack whatever it wants, plus you can't bullet seal it. Like WTF.

I have yet to 1CC on easy.

🏆 15 out of 28 achievements earned

Finished

14

Started

Returned to play this garbage game with the latest patch (ver 1.03). The patch did some improvements, but not a lot, unfortunately. The game still has too many crippling, fun ruining flaws.

Started

01

Took a one week break from playing. Back to daily grind.

🏆 Achievements earned:
✅ 20,000 enemies destroyed (lifetime)
✅ 2,500 gems collected (lifetime)

➡️ Current grind:
● Destroy 50,000 enemies (lifetime)
● Collect 5,000 gems (lifetime)

April, 2024

30

Returned

Returned for two new achievements.

🏆 All achievements earned (19 out of 19 earned)

11

1h 5m

Returned to play after looking at the news about the latest patch. Apparently, the achievements are working now.

Good news for Steam Deck players: your achievements progress actually works in offline mode!

Update: (04/22)
Sadly, your achievements progress can't carry over between desktop and Steam Deck. For instance, if you have 5,000 enemy destroyed and you move to Steam Deck, it goes to 0 due to the game thinks you're playing on different system.

05

1h 24m

Finished

Returned
🎆 Game beaten! 🎆
Time Taken: 2 Hours 13 minutes
🏆 All achievements earned! (7 out of 7 earned)

I beaten it on hard mode! I'm finally done with this terri-bad game!

Finished

01

1h 18m

🎆 Game beaten! 🎆
Difficulty: C64 (Hard)
🪙 Forced 1CC

🏆 All achievements earned. (13 out of 13 earned)

🌟 100 Percent Showcase

March, 2024

26

Started

RETURNED

✅ Finished tutorial levels (30 out of 30 levels)

▶️ 30 out of 60 8x8 levels finished

🛑 On hiatus (05/27/24)

Started

10

0h 38m

Started

👋 Returning!

Had to start the game all over again, as the it doesn't support cloud save. I played a little bit on Windows OS and took a hiatus for almost four years (?).

Started

February, 2024

22

10h 6m

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Swordless Ninja (02/18)
● Gunbot (02/19)
● Delivery Man (02/20)
● Skyquest (02/21)
● The Peacekeeper (02/21)
● Rocket Santa (02/21)
● Rocket Santa 2 (02/21)
● Nuclear Justice 2084 (02/21)
● Homerun in Berzerkland (02/21)
● Berzerk Ball 2 (02/22)
● Sands of the Coliseum (02/22)
● Battle Cry (02/22)
● The Breach (02/23)
● Trap Master (02/23)
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

Titles beaten:
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

21

10h 6m

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Swordless Ninja (02/18)
● Gunbot (02/19)
● Delivery Man (02/20)
● Skyquest (02/21)
● The Peacekeeper (02/21)
● Rocket Santa (02/21)
● Rocket Santa 2 (02/21)
● Nuclear Justice 2084 (02/21)
● Homerun in Berzerkland (02/21)
● Berzerk Ball 2 (02/22)
● Sands of the Coliseum (02/22)
● Battle Cry (02/22)
● The Breach (02/23)
● Trap Master (02/23)
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

Titles beaten:
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

20

10h 6m

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Swordless Ninja (02/18)
● Gunbot (02/19)
● Delivery Man (02/20)
● Skyquest (02/21)
● The Peacekeeper (02/21)
● Rocket Santa (02/21)
● Rocket Santa 2 (02/21)
● Nuclear Justice 2084 (02/21)
● Homerun in Berzerkland (02/21)
● Berzerk Ball 2 (02/22)
● Sands of the Coliseum (02/22)
● Battle Cry (02/22)
● The Breach (02/23)
● Trap Master (02/23)
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

Titles beaten:
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

19

10h 6m

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Swordless Ninja (02/18)
● Gunbot (02/19)
● Delivery Man (02/20)
● Skyquest (02/21)
● The Peacekeeper (02/21)
● Rocket Santa (02/21)
● Rocket Santa 2 (02/21)
● Nuclear Justice 2084 (02/21)
● Homerun in Berzerkland (02/21)
● Berzerk Ball 2 (02/22)
● Sands of the Coliseum (02/22)
● Battle Cry (02/22)
● The Breach (02/23)
● Trap Master (02/23)
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

Titles beaten:
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

18

10h 6m

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Swordless Ninja (02/18)
● Gunbot (02/19)
● Delivery Man (02/20)
● Skyquest (02/21)
● The Peacekeeper (02/21)
● Rocket Santa (02/21)
● Rocket Santa 2 (02/21)
● Nuclear Justice 2084 (02/21)
● Homerun in Berzerkland (02/21)
● Berzerk Ball 2 (02/22)
● Sands of the Coliseum (02/22)
● Battle Cry (02/22)
● The Breach (02/23)
● Trap Master (02/23)
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

Titles beaten:
● Frantic Frigates (02/23)

17

1h 54m

RETURNED

Unfortunately, I had to start my progress all over again due to the lack of cloud save. As a result, I had to do the medal goals on previous games again. Although it doesn't take too long to get, however.

🎖️All Medals earned by game:
● Mechanical Commando
● Mechanical Commando 2

I also beaten Mechanical Commando 2 using premium homing missile which is hilariously overpowered. I didn't beat MC1 though.

16

0h 42m

Started

Finished

RETURNED

👊 Game beaten!
Time Taken: 42 minutes
💀 Deaths: 20

❌ One achievement is broken since the launch of major update from July 2023:
Beat Story Mode

🏆 24 out of 25 maximum possible achievements earned

I got all endless related achievements almost two years ago. Story mode is the only remaining content I played.

Started / Finished

11

4h 54m

Haven't played it for five days. I was busy with Steam Fest 2024 demos for a while.

Trying to max out the level on one remaining item.

05

4h 0m

Finished

STAGE 10 REACHED!!
🏆 All achievements earned. Added to my 100 percent showcase.

I finally got this achievement! I'm done with this terri-bad game!

Finished

January, 2024

28

0h 18m

Started

Freeware game

RETURNED
I used to abandoned this game, but now I decided to return and do a proper clear.

Started

25

Lightning (from Neko pack) cleared.

Maids (from Neko pack) progress: 39/676

10,000 pieces placed.

24

0h 48m

Normal difficulty - 1CC attempt
Repeat

Two last achievements were broken since launch. My only last achievement to get was defeat 500 enemies using charged attack. It's a shame the game receives no patch for fixing broken achievements.

23

0h 42m

Finished

🎆 Game beaten! 🎆
✅ All bosses defeated
Difficulty: Normal
Time Taken: 2.9 Hours
💀 Deaths: 61

✴️ Post-game:
Clear every stage and have a tally of 50 million points.

Finished

22

2h 12m

Started

RETURNED
Started at 11:30 PM.

I haven't finished this game since five years ago!

Started

18

1h 24m

🏠 RETURNED; Replay

Formerly abandoned the achievement hunting.

⚡ Started playing on God of Death (very hard) difficulty.

❌ Unfortunately, the game has six broken achievements since launch. No fix for said achievements, sadly. I've been waiting for years to see if there is any hard proof for possible maximum number of achievements earned. And yet, it was finally reported last year on SteamHunters website.