"Will you play a BAD unfinished RTS game or be a GOOD daddy and grow a bonsai garden while you're at it?" -PetterMolydeux quote in the readme, where he brags about how much takeout he & Ronald Miller ate inbetween lying in press interviews or over @ allboards.lionhead.com. yes indeed this is my favorite "EA" (electronic arts?) title, available for a low low price blieve it or not kickstarter backers of Godus. one would presume that these HandOfGod spanking-the-monkey games prominently featuring "xboxhueg humanoid animals" who tend to poop a lot (UhOh!!!) would have a bigger following&community and one as Lovely&Vibrant as your average prestigious nintendo franchise, but alas.....instead it's just a modest amount of PeeCee gamers hailing mainly from yurop-land as far as the All-Seeing Eye can see, and largely ""wh0les0me"" (i cannot explain to u where MySon comw from yet, u need to be older, atleast 6yrs,twas not "an immaculate divine event" many Solari crystals were spent in order to accomplish and do the deed...)

Ps:where is the skirmish&multiplayer patch...? is it behindthis demondoor in Fable:theLostChapters, PETER????
pps: this is a twostar game at best but im not rating it that, I make Da Rules here, it's not midnight it's 7am goback2work "wagie" I moved theSun with mah hand (can You do that in your favorite game for the nintendo DualScreen...?)

The amount of novel or even fun setpieces in this can be counted with one hand, but something like that is very easy to overlook since you get a handful of fun new guns, like a toy desert eagle (it has soft round edges for a reason) and a hitscan sniper instead of a dull old crossbow. It's almost enough to make up for the fact that the first hour of this two hour expansion pack is mostly comprised of crawling through vents and waiting for doors to open, thank u Cranky Pissford! I can indeed perfectly well understand why this is so beloved while the literal rollercoaster titled "halifetwo episde one" (formerly half-life 2:aftermath) gets labeled as unremarkable, it's cuz they cut the black hole grenade and npc_ministrider (formerly npc_combine_guard), im sure it woulda made all teh difference...in teh world...mistah freeman.-....

ps:sorry to all my patreon subbscribers here is a filler re-view I AM; BUSY