Why not a Goomba next? Or an Octorok? So you make a random enemy a fighter but not many other renowned characters people have been asking for decades? Fuck Nintendo.

Condescending, postmodern tripe. Tries to be an edgier Stranger Than Fiction or the Stanley Parable but only manages to waste your time. Don't look for a satisfying ending; there isn't one. (Oh, and Specs Ops: The Line is actually good.)