Every once in a while I remember this game exists and I convince myself that it was just some weird Covid era fever dream. Then I remember that I have nearly a thousand hours in it. This game is a nightmare and feels more like a job than it does a game. Highly recommend if you think having your dreams taken over by a game with no graphics sounds like a good time

The best version of one of the best roguelikes. Crying babies, dead people, and an aesthetic that made my cousin think I was mentally ill when she walked in on me playing it. In her defense I am but that has nothing to do with the game

Its the best game. I don't know what else you want from me

Easily top three roguelikes and top 10 games for me. Binding of Isaac levels of items in a game with a compelling narrative and near infinite replayability. There's also a fishing minigame

Would be 5 stars but Ocram was only available on the 3DS

Apparently I played this game for 150 hours. I do not remember doing so. I hope I enjoyed my time spent with it???

Ben Brode made the best card game and then they ruined it by forgetting to give players a way to get cards

Have you ever thought "Wow slay the spire rocks, I wish I was playing it three times at the same time!!". Yeah they made a game for that apparently.

You'd think I might like a card game that I played for 100 hours. You would be wrong. I hate this game on a fundemental level and still find myself going "oh yeah I should play some games of Shadowcraft Midrange". I am not well

I have issues

Its impressive how hard the game lost me on the DLC dungeon.

Alt: "being called senpai by an underage girl" simulator
(It is exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds)

I cant believe the objective best tower defense game is the game where monkeys throw darts at balloons.

The only good arena shooter. Rot in hell, every other vampire survivors-like

Play timelords, get death threats