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Changing the best Paper Mario game so that its half its frame rate, feels slower than the already slow feeling original, has worse music, doesn't even look that much more impressive, and doesn't add anything new is actually a bad choice. At least it fixed Vivian's dialog to what it was always suppose to be.

I played this because Shulk was in Smash 4. Pretty mid.

This is one of the only two RPGs that indie developers have played in their entire lives.

Just a reminder there is already a 60 fps mod on PC.

I think this is a pretty solid remake but I have some nitpicks

-30 FPS everyone has talked about it initially I didn't think it'd be that bad but it actually is slightly annoying especially when you put the games side by side
-changing the Boo's from bunny ears to cat ears. Okay I admit this is a me thing but why???
-The text speed is abysmally slow, I'm not sure they did this because of some background interactions? but they coulda just made it so it's slow only for that and maybe not for every dialogue box?

The good.

-The music is fantastic, t hough it does sound a little Fire Emblemyyy??(I'm pretty sure it's the same composer and this isn't really an issue just wanna mention it)
-QoL to the backtracking. This personally never bugged me but it is nice to save a couple of minutes on the backtracking, It made Chapter 4 extremely fast. I think if the textspeed wasn't so slow it'd be signficantly faster than the original.

In Conclusion: This is a pretty solid remake, I hope 64 gets the same treatment but please please don't skim on the FPS

NieR Automata, Xenoblade 1, Alien (the movie), FF7/FF7 Rebirth, Halo Reach, Sonic Colors, The Last of Us, Death Stranding, Bayonetta, Sekiro

i've never been more thankful to a youtuber than i am now the game isn't actually dogshit !!

thought it'd be like Rain World and even though it kinda shares similiar aesthetic the game is pretty different and oh boy is it good i was really pleasantly surprised (and the fact one guy made the majority of this too like damn)
truly a game meant to be played apart from the cat chase that is that part fucking SUCKS

DRAGON’S DOGMA II TASTES SO GOOD WHEN U AIN’T GOT A BITCH IN YA EAR TELLING YOU ABOUT THE MTX THAT CAN BE EARNED NORMALLY IN GAME

70 bucks OST with a free game to boot

This review was written before the game released


My experience with huniepop (part 1/48)

I watched Markiplier play this game and it was an experience like no other for a growing 12 year old Muslim boy. Its impact on me as a person is undeniable and I was never the same ever since. I like women now. Let's just say, the game is really really funny.

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inb4 all of the top reviews on this are by the most popular reviewers on Backloggd, and all of their reviews read along the lines of "god of war? more like, GOD, I'm bored."

we live in a nightmare world where rumbleverse had to die and this game shows up to do an ugly dance on its corpse. it's so much worse than i could have ever imagined it would be.