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If you explained homosexuality to Jabroni he would stare into the sunset and go "Ok..."

Alan Wake writing the most twisted fucked up horror story he can conceive: The dark darkness encroached darkly upon me, I noticed my shoes were stained red with blood, red blood, on the ground pooled the crimson ichor of a bloody ritual murder enacted in the name of the Dark Lord of Darkness himself; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Father of Lies, the Lord of Flies; Satanas, Diabolus- The Devil.
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing

They turned that clip of Jonathan Blow crying over Soulja Boy into a video game

If you're in eighth grade, I cannot recommend this game enough.

My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "BETHESDA!"

She hugged me. She knew they were washed.