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Mephistophelian incantation of evil maths that control our world, the claws sunk into your orbitofrontal cortex (plutocratic)

Farcical incantation of evil maths that control our world, the grip on your orbitofrontal cortex (educational)

I first played this silly arcade game back in 2020 with my nephew and it was a lot of fun. It's a minigame collection where the more you win, you get more points from a girl of your choosing and there are mini dating elements where you answer questions your date wants to hear. Too bad the game is a bit on the easy side and with 2 playthroughs you'll see everything from the game and a few mini games were not fun like the matching minigame and the memorization minigame. overall I recommend this playing with a friend if you know a bit of Japanese. My nephew doesn't know Japanese and he had no problems playing this game.

I'm all lost in the vertices
can't see a fucking thing
thank god the ai is moronic
sure hope that was an enemy

better music than persona 5

almost as authentic and retrõ and FunnY as Kung Fury, definitely captures the super turbo brutal megakill buttmetal ironic&insincere "aesthetic" that Doom and its descendants have been denigrated into within the public hivemind during the past decade+. prepare2frag like no tomorrow in this aimtrainer almost as good as Titanfall 2 (but not quite....) that's so freakin insane&intense that you and your fellow kids might even be up to the task of beating the first half of Quake 3's bot match campaign on nightmare afterwards (dont be afraid to ask for help from daddy tho!...). your guns in this are literal pewpew blasters that are about as limp as the "absolute banger metal that simply slaps" OST and the dicks of the geriatrics in charge of Apogee these days, nuff said.

When I hear people saying how Sunbreak isn't Monster Hunter I always check for two things, and usually at least one of them checks out:
1) They're World fans
2) They "used to play Freedom Unite back in the day with their good ol' PSP"

Don't fall for the common accusations, Sunbreak is the absolute pinnacle of Monster Hunter combat, paired with one of the best monster rosters in the series: you've got Astalos, Primalzeno, Gore Magala, Lucent Narga and many other stupid good fights to learn and get your new hat out of.

A thing I usually criticize about Iceborne is the sets balancing: you want to do GS? Fatalis. CB? Fatalis. DB which are literally elemental killing machines? Fatalis, elemental sucks ASS in that game. Pair those weapons with a full Fatalis armor (or one AT Velk piece if you fancy) and slot in the decos you just grinded 100+ tempered Teostra for and you're good to go!

Now here, things are different: any weapon has so many possibilities, in terms of both elemental and raw damage and skills you want to implement to your playstyle. Berserker, Strife, Blood Rite, Buildup Boost; you name them, they got them.

My very reasons for it not being 5 stars are bond to the fact the expansion starts VERY slowly, like 3 stars worth of missions are mostly boring fights you already did with a fire/blast variation of a newcomer you fought in base Rise BUT the second you slay that damn Astalos the game just starts to ramp up and it NEVER STOPS.
My other reason is the fact once you get to the endgame it gets a bit disorienting for all the stuff it introduces you, so it takes a while to understand that + it slows down quite a bit because the real juicy stuff starts after you reach MR100, with Scorned Magnamalo and the Risen fights which are just that good and challenging!

Man I love this game, what a wonderful life-ruining experience.

the spider dude was fuckin cheating by the end actual 0.000000005 second reaction windows at times

i lost it when i was at my gramma's house i think

I couldn't fathom how the game about schoolgirls with guns could possibly have a "peak" story until I actually experienced it. Yeah, it's peak. (gameplay is a bit lacking though)

JUST BUY EDF 4.1 IT'S LITERALLY LIKE 1 (ONE) DOLLAR

hold on... waaaaiittt... YEP. STILL THE GOAT.

fun 3d puzzle platformer, but the action segments kind of got in the way

the dark souls of dark souls

dumbest title of all time but the game is in fact, high iq. not just the puzzles but the protagonist is weak as shit and relies on these familiars to do everything which i really liked. ost is weirdly phenomenal, has a really far out and trance like feeling which took me by surprise. somehow in spite of all this they went for a really minimal and lighthearted story. its not bad i was just hoping a game with the “Brain Lord” title would be more pretentious