my girlfriend really likes this game and she is RIGHT IT IS REALLY GOOD

Helped @happycalcium beat great maze, that counts as playing subspace, right?

Also, Sonic the goat🗣🗣💪💪💪🦔🦔

The fact that this game shows you the speedrun world record in the credits is fucking hilarious to me like "yeah you did okay, but you'll never be THEM"

Got 5th/11 in a race and now I never want to play this game again

METROID IS A GIRL???