TheBodyIsAnBlade
13 reviews liked by TheBodyIsAnBlade
Chef Showdown
2023
i swear to god i saw jesus himself.
Unturned
2017
fuck this game
Don't get me wrong I technically liked and enjoyed my time with this game, but the enjoyment was more akin to a starving kitten being put out of its misery by a car than anything normal.
HunieCam Studio
2016
I mean it's Huniepop but a clicker, so I'm gonna say from the outset two things.
1: No this is not as good as Huniepop 1 or 2, for many many reasons.
2: I wouldn't go and say it's a porn game. It's more like a fuck up your wrist simulator.
If you see someone playing it and assume they're beating off, I guarantee you they aren't. They're either mashing the shit out of their left mouse button or have the game paused as they go put their wrists on ice. There is no chance to watch or see any lewd things, no chance to beat off. There's only pain and suffering, and it's not even the good kind ya sick freak.
1: No this is not as good as Huniepop 1 or 2, for many many reasons.
2: I wouldn't go and say it's a porn game. It's more like a fuck up your wrist simulator.
If you see someone playing it and assume they're beating off, I guarantee you they aren't. They're either mashing the shit out of their left mouse button or have the game paused as they go put their wrists on ice. There is no chance to watch or see any lewd things, no chance to beat off. There's only pain and suffering, and it's not even the good kind ya sick freak.
Angry Birds Go!
2013
2.8??? yall CLEARLY were not there
Face Raiders
2011
at what point is too far for technology
One dollar therapy that helped me cope and dab the problems away
Doom
1993
I didn't know I could run until the last level :)
Sonic Dash
2013
How the fuck do you make a game like this feel like shit? It's like burning instant noodles like what the fuck are you doing?
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
2020
has serilly