TheSacredTurf
2012
Very short puzzle game with a weird and unsettling but cool vibe to it. Not taxing at all, but it's an enjoyable twenty minutes of your time. Give this a go.
2016
I've tried. I've really tried. I've put hours and hours into this. But The Last Guardian is a truly hateful thing. You may think cos it's got a big stupid dog in it that it's cute or cuddly. But the truth is that it hates ye. It doesn't want ye to have a nice time. It doesn't want ye to be in control of things. It doesn't want ye to have any idea about what's going on. It hates ye. It hates everything about ye. It hates your family and your clothes and the way you brush your teeth. It just hates ye. Fuck The Last Guardian.
Freaky, weird and bit stupid these games are overlong but daft fun. Silent Hill 3 is way better than Silent Hill 2 for lots of reasons but mainly because it has monsters that look like wee prolapsed bums.
2010
Nier is a difficult game to REALLY love.
While there's a great story, reasonably interesting characters, cool combat and even fun boss fights to be had (and I usually hate boss fights), the rest of the game unfortunately ends up becoming a tad repetitive with boring shopping-list side quests and far too much backtracking around four or five locations. Add to this the fact that there's no actually useful fast travel means your adventure becomes a bit of a tedious slog after a while. However, I did enjoy my time with Nier and would recommend it for those looking for something a bit different to the usual, generic western action games. Nier gets a lot of things right but sadly also gets a lot wrong.
While there's a great story, reasonably interesting characters, cool combat and even fun boss fights to be had (and I usually hate boss fights), the rest of the game unfortunately ends up becoming a tad repetitive with boring shopping-list side quests and far too much backtracking around four or five locations. Add to this the fact that there's no actually useful fast travel means your adventure becomes a bit of a tedious slog after a while. However, I did enjoy my time with Nier and would recommend it for those looking for something a bit different to the usual, generic western action games. Nier gets a lot of things right but sadly also gets a lot wrong.
Just like a white chocolate Kit Kat Chunky this is way better than you think it's going to be.
Probably the most messed up, foul and depraved Assassin's Creed has ever been. This DLC has plenty of great locations, a short campaign and some real nasty shenanigans to offer. Avoid the usual side activity bullshit and just fly through the story. Good fun.
Remember that bit in Robocop when the fella has a bath in the nuclear Fanta and he comes out all melted with bits of him falling aff and he goes "kill me" or something and everyone goes HERE STEADY ON cos he's honking. Well, that's you, that is. That's you after playing this game. Bits of ye will be falling aff. They'll find ye with tears in your eyes and yer willy in a bucket.
Bit dull and pointless with even more Americans playing French people with English accents. Not really worth your time.
Reasonably annoying insta-fail frustration simulator in a nice setting with the lovely ability to hack slavers and racists to death with a machete.