I just wish I could pet my hamsters without a mini game. :(

Cute and short VN, easy-read. Nice looking art and interesting character designs. Story is predictable but has a light atmosphere and nothing overstays its welcome.

Allright, not exciting enough to spend time on.

Was fun, turned into a money scheme.

It was not fun to revisit this.

Played and stopped playing before 2012

Have to shelf this until the steam version is repaired.

These jokes were written in 2008 and you can't convince me otherwise.
The art and character designs are great, but personalities and dialogue is boring and full of tropes and also constantly making fun of those tropes, doesn't work as a dating sim because none of the characters feel dateable at all since all their tropes they consist of are just made fun of. The gameplay is also super random, it's not clear what demands what stat and how and why and I actually didn't even bother to reach any real endings because all I could think about was my time that I would need to invest running down an actual drain. Maybe its more fun in multiplayer because then you can laugh at the cringe together. I don't know.
If you laugh at things like "pooping out unicorns" then maybe its for you. Enjoy

Super cute art; tonnes of clothes to unlock. Managed to 100% it which took a lot of hours to do, since its very grindy in the "late game". The translations are really funny and might be done by machine, ex. pilates (pirate clothing) and also I think oiran or geisha got translated to something very unfitting. xD I enjoyed the game for what it was.

All right, kinda predictable and without the ero scenes it's just a very plain but interesting isekai story, good for getting used to reading VNs since the way it's written is very digestable.