Kingdom Hearts Games Ranked by How Much I Want to Punch Sora in the Face

yeah.

Haley Joel Osment at his worst voicing the character and Sora at his absolute dumbest he's an actual lobotomite in this game.
Slightly better voice acting but Haley is still really struggling here and Sora is still dumb but not as dumb as he was in DDD.
Sora is a fucking asshole now that he has dementia.
He's basically a toddler in this game. Have you seen toddlers in public? Don't you just want to punch them for being so loud?
Everytime I have to hear pre-puberty Haley speak I want to die.
Not even the real Sora and he still has late series Sora's annoying unyielding optimism that even Data Roxas can't stand.
He's barely in it but the stupid noises and poses he's doing make him worthy of being punched. Also how fucking ugly his tech demo looking ass is.
Sora at his best but he's a sassy bitch in this game so that's worth a punch or two.

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