Valkyro
2001
that so-called "author" Alan Wake blatantly ripped off this game for his Alex Casey novels, what a hack
Max murders mercenaries... motive? must make Mona moan
the memory shard screenshot feature needs to be in every metroidvania from now on
this is so cute i wish strawberries were real
2012
does this game just have a constant VFX randomizer running during cinematics
2023
let me make my car hit the griddy
2023
i like pressing the buttons
this is what it feels like being 5'6
do all siblings control like this? (im an only child)
vortex grenades you during your villain monologue
2016
quantum break… alan wake… sam lake… giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
1996
duke nukem better show up in control 2
2022
Great, now if we could just get full length campaigns for, like, D.Va or Winston, we'll be getting somewhere.
pretty harrowing that michael cera has to deal with this every time he leaves the house
2014
i dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain my 3 star rating