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Ultrakill
2020
when kill is ultra
Ultrakill
2020
Fuck this game. My hands are gnarled, I'm pretty sure my lifespan has been reduced by several years, Gabriel put me in adult diapers for the rest of my life, and I'm one minor inconvenience away from breaking down into nothing but a blathering mental patient, surrounded by walls covered in cryptic sigils that were smeared in my own blood.
9/10 go play this game.
9/10 go play this game.
Ultrakill
2020
serotonin simulator
Ultrakill
2020
"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
the 4 coins in my pocket:
the 4 coins in my pocket:
Ultrakill
2020
act 2 kino ong
Ultrakill
2020
the only thing that isn't gay porn that I could jerk off to.
Ultrakill
2020
It's like doom but for gay people
Ultrakill
2020
I first wanted to start writing by saying "One of the best..", but I realized this is "The best..."
Ultrakill is a game that if you are thinking of getting, or just reading reviews, just buy it.
This is the best FPS I have ever seen, It's like DOOM, but with 3 polygons for graphics. This is the only minor problem the game has, ugly graphics. Now the good parts:
A fast-paced, bloody, adrenaline-inducing, male hormone generator. This game has extremely good shooting mechanics, gun mechanics, movement mechanics, and controls. You can, and will jump higher than the empire state building accidentally, at least once. You will see nothing but blood on your screen. You will kill everything that moves. You will solve (optional and easy) puzzles. You will enjoy its music.
For the "Like DOOM" part; Yes, just like that, but way faster, way more bloody, way more satisfying, and way more ultrakill. If you think that the graphics are bad, think again! The game is so violent that you just can't notice, Your focus will be on your 11-ish guns, 2 bars, 2 melees, and the abundance of movement abilities. And the interactions between all of them.
Watching someone play is like watching people play chess, you will not understand what is happening, and the only good YouTuber that captures the game's feeling is Max0r.
You have a style meter, just like in DMC. This one has a level after the triple S-es even. The meter has multiplication bonuses for how frequently are you using the same gun up to 3x, and another multiplier for your current movement speed up to another 3x.
I will just say two of the most basic but bad-ass things you can do in this game. First, you can throw up coins, and shoot them, multiplying the damage and ricocheting it to a weak point. Second, you can parry bullets, this will send them back to the sender even faster and explode on contact. You can even parry your own bullets to make them deal more AOE damage.
While playing this experience you will come across a Crash Bandicoot level in the middle of a bloodshed. (Not even a spoiler, there are much more easter eggs in the game, probably more than any other game)
If you are still reading, go to the steam page and buy it now.
PS: After this life-altering journey (game), DOOM is played with Minecraft's music.
Ultrakill is a game that if you are thinking of getting, or just reading reviews, just buy it.
This is the best FPS I have ever seen, It's like DOOM, but with 3 polygons for graphics. This is the only minor problem the game has, ugly graphics. Now the good parts:
A fast-paced, bloody, adrenaline-inducing, male hormone generator. This game has extremely good shooting mechanics, gun mechanics, movement mechanics, and controls. You can, and will jump higher than the empire state building accidentally, at least once. You will see nothing but blood on your screen. You will kill everything that moves. You will solve (optional and easy) puzzles. You will enjoy its music.
For the "Like DOOM" part; Yes, just like that, but way faster, way more bloody, way more satisfying, and way more ultrakill. If you think that the graphics are bad, think again! The game is so violent that you just can't notice, Your focus will be on your 11-ish guns, 2 bars, 2 melees, and the abundance of movement abilities. And the interactions between all of them.
Watching someone play is like watching people play chess, you will not understand what is happening, and the only good YouTuber that captures the game's feeling is Max0r.
You have a style meter, just like in DMC. This one has a level after the triple S-es even. The meter has multiplication bonuses for how frequently are you using the same gun up to 3x, and another multiplier for your current movement speed up to another 3x.
I will just say two of the most basic but bad-ass things you can do in this game. First, you can throw up coins, and shoot them, multiplying the damage and ricocheting it to a weak point. Second, you can parry bullets, this will send them back to the sender even faster and explode on contact. You can even parry your own bullets to make them deal more AOE damage.
While playing this experience you will come across a Crash Bandicoot level in the middle of a bloodshed. (Not even a spoiler, there are much more easter eggs in the game, probably more than any other game)
If you are still reading, go to the steam page and buy it now.
PS: After this life-altering journey (game), DOOM is played with Minecraft's music.
Ultrakill
2020
Doom Eternal was Ninja Gaiden Black
Ultrakill is Devil May Cry 3
Now, we wait for the Godhand of FPS games, and the world will be whole again
Ultrakill is Devil May Cry 3
Now, we wait for the Godhand of FPS games, and the world will be whole again
Ultrakill
2020
oh god I hope the steak I'm cooking isn't gonna turn out raw
the steak in question:
the steak in question:
Ultrakill
2020
this game would kill a victorian child instantly
Ultrakill
2020
I have heard that this game is better than sex and indeed, it actually is.
Ultrakill
2020
This is like if cum had gameplay
Ultrakill
2020
Ultrakill feels like it was developed entirely in one night by a dude who snorted a bunch of cocaine, kept saying "you know what would be really sick?" and was right every time
Ultrakill
2020
This review contains spoilers
Gabriel called me cringe