I haven’t played this game in a decade but I can almost still feel the cool wind hitting my face after a hard day’s work of gaming at Dave & Buster’s.

A wise man (Cardale Jones) once said- “Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS.”

I’m going to name my firstborn Larry Leadfoot.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in the zombie apocalypse of course.

Donkey Kong looks like Jimmy Neutron when you use him in the Tread Carefully minigame and I think that’s notable.

Mike Vick’s Game of the Year without a doubt.

Why does Humpty Dumpty have a baseball bat?

Why does this mobile game have more depth than Madden’s franchise mode?

I will file this one under “fun games that I am terrible at.”

This is a very refreshing entry within a genre that has gotten terribly stale lately. I can’t remember the last time I played a shooter which required me to coordinate with my teammates to win.

My favorite part about this game is the absence of that despondent, hopeless feeling that occurs when you’re getting stomped in other shooters. Game modes like Quick Cash keep you engaged because you always feel like you’re one well-executed push away from securing the cashout and winning.

One star for every day I survived.

It’s a pretty standard budget racing game. The driving works fairly well but every other aspect of the game leaves something to be desired. The soundtrack is the worst offender, as it contains a total of three songs that you’ll quickly tire of.

Colt Canyon doesn’t reinvent the wheel when it comes to rogue-likes, and that’s perfectly fine. There’s nothing new here, but everything present works very well. The gameplay is easy to pick up and there’s enough of a challenge to keep you engaged throughout. There’s a good deal of difficulty settings that can be changed if you find the game too hard or easy as well.

Gives a new meaning to the term stick drift.

My favorite part of this game was the child labor rhythm sequence.