CastleMiner Z is the greatest thing that anyone has ever put on this earth. This game is the definition of perfection, tranquility and purity. This game is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your entire pathetic lifetime. It is the holy grail of life, it is the man-made heaven. You can and would not ever be classified as a pure individual until you play this game. CastleMiner Z provides the human brain a certain form of bliss that no other source or form of existence can manifest into your soul. Game developers should give up creating their next big project that will push the gaming industry to a whole new level of innovation, they should stop the painstaking progress of even trying to create a sequel to the extremely successful game that sold millions of copies worldwide because this game is the unorthodox route of a new testament of life. It is the beginning of a new end. CastleMiner Z is a living rapture created by man in bloom as one most astonishing thing to ever happen to mankind. This game is absolutely perfect from top to bottom and has precisely no flaws what so ever. I literally cannot stop playing this game, because if I were to do so, my blood stream would come to an immediate stop and every single enzyme in my body would burst and fill my body with acidic gas. Even the thought of not being able to play this game, fills me with anxiety and the means to be enough reason to end my life.
Anyone who says anything remotely slanderous or negative about this game should be nailed onto a burning cross that is filled with leeches and then have their hearts and brain sacrificed to the god, Thomas Steinke and his evangelical alliance, DigitalDNA.