blackcondorjr
2007
I was a god at that skydiving challenge minigame
Whoever decided to use the score from the Tim Burton films deserves a massive raise and S-tier sloppy
2009
I'd spend hours crashing planes into shit on Wuhu Island
How the FUCK did I ever understand those battlefield levels when I was in second grade
2011
God only knows how much this game shaped my childhood, it's truly a shame that it's been downhill ever since Microsoft bought Mojang
2012
This game introduced me to Never Gonna Give You Up
2013
I remember booting someone off to sea on accident and that was that, they never came back
2013
I almost cried the first time I shot a police officer
The MCU wishes it could do this
I piss everyone off everytime I win Fibbage
2015
Hey that's my last name
I really liked the part where I get riddled with bullets through a wall 8 seconds into a match (my eyelash was visible through a gap in the wall)
2016
Remember when this was the future of gaming
2016
Came for the horror icons, staying because the possibility of a FNAF/F13/Alien chapter is all I have left
Be real who's ever played Guesspionage
Also everyone gets mad at me when I win Trivia Murder Party
Also everyone gets mad at me when I win Trivia Murder Party