My sister put me in charge of taking care of her Webkinz for like a day and I fed it gunk until it was at death's door

This review was written before the game released


This is how I deduced 9/11 was an inside job

Nothing beats playing this surrounded by elementary schoolers in a dark auditorium

I had a bounty on my head of like $20 because I liked to tackle and murder innocent people

My almost 60-year-old dad still quotes it to this day, and he can't even remember the names of friends I've known for over a decade

My brother doxxed me during an emergency meeting

I didn't know what an email address was so I couldn't make an account

RIP in peace, for the longest time I had an 80% win rate using just the first second

Can't believe cringe culture kept me from playing this game for years

How the FUCK did I ever understand those battlefield levels when I was in second grade

Be real who's ever played Guesspionage

Also everyone gets mad at me when I win Trivia Murder Party

I remember booting someone off to sea on accident and that was that, they never came back

The unfunniest jokes known to man were told because of Joke Boat