Accidentally beat the game with friends while cheesing through a cave

I had a bounty on my head of like $20 because I liked to tackle and murder innocent people

My sister put me in charge of taking care of her Webkinz for like a day and I fed it gunk until it was at death's door

I didn't know what an email address was so I couldn't make an account

RIP in peace, for the longest time I had an 80% win rate using just the first second

Nothing beats playing this surrounded by elementary schoolers in a dark auditorium

I missed while casting Expecto Patronum during a Dementor encounter and quit the game forever

My brother doxxed me during an emergency meeting

My almost 60-year-old dad still quotes it to this day, and he can't even remember the names of friends I've known for over a decade

This is how I deduced 9/11 was an inside job

Unlocked a childhood memory, can't believe I found this

Why did they do this, downgrade in every aspect from guns down to even the starting UI