I piss everyone off everytime I win Fibbage

The MCU wishes it could do this

I almost cried the first time I shot a police officer

I remember booting someone off to sea on accident and that was that, they never came back

This game introduced me to Never Gonna Give You Up

God only knows how much this game shaped my childhood, it's truly a shame that it's been downhill ever since Microsoft bought Mojang

How the FUCK did I ever understand those battlefield levels when I was in second grade

I'd spend hours crashing planes into shit on Wuhu Island

Whoever decided to use the score from the Tim Burton films deserves a massive raise and S-tier sloppy

I was a god at that skydiving challenge minigame