not me crying because a plumber's sentient hat expressed joy in a video game

this game sucks. ive played thru it 6 times.

2016

swim with da fishies it will h e a l you

who let this game be made why were they like oh telling a bunch of kids they're morbidly obese seems like a great idea

2014

the audacity of kojima to release this absolutely groundbreaking demo that received nearly universal acclaim only to never release the full game

i have 139 hours logged of this game on steam