i have 139 hours logged of this game on steam

2014

the audacity of kojima to release this absolutely groundbreaking demo that received nearly universal acclaim only to never release the full game

who let this game be made why were they like oh telling a bunch of kids they're morbidly obese seems like a great idea

2016

swim with da fishies it will h e a l you

this game sucks. ive played thru it 6 times.

not me crying because a plumber's sentient hat expressed joy in a video game