I'm sorry guys. I was wrong. This game fucking rocks once it starts throwing a metric shitton of enemies at you and the story goes off the god damn rails

the story is deeply grating and the gameplay loop is just fucking unbearable. durrrrr what if steven king wrote twin peaks this shit is butt dude. walk around and listen to twin peaks rejects babble at you and then walk into the forest and fight the same exact enemy type over and over. controls like shit, too. stopped playing at about halfway through episode three, gonna watch the cutscenes for the rest and hope 2 is actually worth playing