cellard_20
2005
This review contains spoilers
It isn’t as bad as it is made out to be, however, it is a pretty run of the mill, generic FPS from its time. I think this could be a title better enjoyed as a co-op experience as I found the mission on the rooftops with Jack on the street to be excruciatingly dumb with how easily he gets killed. I hated how weapon inventory was handled. I didn’t want to experiment with different guns ever because of the system in place for it. The story also felt like it made less sense somehow. I’m not certain how we got to where we ended honestly. Overall it just felt like a very generic experience compared to the first game.
1999
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I was already pretty mild on the game by the time I beat Mizar, but the whole second part of the game is just too much. In particular, fuck the quarry and its stupid ass vacuum. I’m not going to waste my time doing that absolute shit.
2011
Parkour and guns, who doesn't love that? Reasonable people that don't love the infuriating missions that are poorly thought out and become nearly impossible to beat. I recall enjoying what I was able to play up until a very specific mission. I've honestly tried to forget I played this game over the past 12 years.
2016
Surprisingly entertaining and very goofy. It was good to kill a night. Kaori is best girl.
2021
This was some of the edgelordiest shit I have ever attempted to play.
2017
Literally played it to get the achievements quickly. It really wasn't very fun nor interesting.
Honestly just too repetitive and tedious to be fun.
2021
I wasn't expecting this game to actually be able to manage to capture those feelings from early Facebook and social media in general, but boy did it actually deliver. From the discussions to the writing, it was very nostalgic. Overall I enjoyed the experience and will eventually go back to fully complete the game (I have already gone through Emily and Evelyn).
Actually an awesome first game from the developer. I enjoyed all the characters, the MC doesn't fall into the trope of being either a fumbling idiot or creep, and I liked the story. Obligatory mention that Violet was best girl.
2021
Fun little game with interesting puzzles. I was hoping for more to be honest. I managed to get all achievements on Steam in nearly an hour. It wasn't very long but if you can get it for pretty cheap it is a fun game.
2021
It is a fun time with plenty of choices. The puzzles aren't particularly difficult but I liked getting the perks and advancing through different characters' stories. I've made it through multiple times and only have about 7 characters left to get to 100%.
2020
I'm a chicken and hate horror games. I figured I could go through a game in a retro style that's about a murderous Easter bunny and be fine. Nah. The Easter Ripper genuinely scared the shit out of me, as did the house in general. I felt super tense throughout the game, but it was fun. The controls could feel jank at times, but that also fits the vibe the game is going for so I can't really hold that against it.
Overall I liked Murder House, I'm irreparably scarred, and my experience got me to buy the books and other games from Puppet Combo too.
Overall I liked Murder House, I'm irreparably scarred, and my experience got me to buy the books and other games from Puppet Combo too.
2004
It's like Resident Evil in a school. Everyone dies and we look up a high schooler's skirt which in retrospect is creepy.
Went through a few times but I just couldn't really get into it. I can handle text-based games but something about this one wasn't vibing for me.
2015
Could never get into it. I was hoping it would be kind of like Rimworld but without the non-prisoner aspects, but it never clicked for me.