ranking sonic

here we go

(some things i've played before wont be here either cause it's been forever or i didn't play enough)

wishes are eternal
spindash chads
open-zone gameplay
zones are allowed to be long when they're good. controls and physics take some getting used to but they're fun af
loved it. hope the next game has better physics and an actual budget
what if the developers of the first game read its title
if you don't like the music you've got basic bitch taste. game's fun too but i've never beaten it because it's nearly fucking impossible
really unique and fun racist game
great sense of speed both in 2d and 3d. too bad it's kinda braindead
what if gamma stages were longer and in a game that was stylistically the coolest thing ever
aimless and janky at points but generally fun (as of sonic's route.) loading screens are ATROCIOUS

12

goated soundtrack and nothing else
too many levels
looks and sounds great but half the game is boring as shit
trip's cool but the rest is zzz
the bad ending is the only reason to play this. that and to understand why awesome chaotix is one of the funniest things egoraptor ever made
part of me wants to try this again but i can't stand how gimmicky and lame wisps are
sonic is fucking immobile outside of two zones. excellent stuff
i haven't had blasts like this since taco night at james earl jones' house

10 Comments


ok furry

1 year ago

"no..." my face reddens. i start hyperventilating and crying. my sense of self is mostly lost. fumes visibly spurt out of my head. "NO NO NO!!!" i violently shit my pants, creating a crater in what used to be my jeans. the floor is permanently damaged. i feel my limbs contort as i transform into a biplane. being unable to control myself i crash through my roof, soaring through the skies undaunted on a loosely guided quest for the sun. eventually i begin to melt and my gooey remains drip onto innocent bystanders back on ground level. nobody understands to this day how they really died

1 year ago

sonic 2, sonic adventure 1 and 2 too high
s3&k too low
sonic colors ds absent
sonic rush absent
sonic mania absent

1 year ago

rush and mania would be considerably high if i placed them. rush i haven't played since childhood though and mania i need to play again cause it's not fresh in my mind

1 year ago

what is your opinion on team chaotix and i hope it is the correct one

1 year ago

they're funny but i never found them cool or anything just kinda quirky

1 year ago

Heroes in 1st. The correct opinion.

1 year ago

Interesting

1 year ago

Interesting Sonic Heroes position
U a madman
go fuck yourself


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