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Courtesan of Rome wouldn’t let me NOT stab Caesar. Not much of a CHOICE there hmmmmm. 1 star.

the controls are bad. the horse doesn't come when called. the third act is clumsily stapled together. the story was so complicated and i hated that geralt already knew all the 12849714 named npcs and i didn't. seems like a difficult entry point into the franchise and yet i bet it is most people's entry point into the franchise.

anyways i have since read every witcher book and now i'm attracted to charles dance. i want my time back

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a game about the worst school counselor there ever was. excellent soundtrack. -1 star for the 50 hours of nonessential cutscenes, the arbitrary-ness of the game endings (hope you became best friends with the right best friend by the unknown due date!), and the fact that i couldn't skip through the credits

Despite the game being self-aware of the fact that it's a crappy spin-off fanservice game, it's not saved from being a crappy spin-off fanservice game. While I enjoyed the aspects of the game that add to the Danganronpa lore enough to see the game through to completion, the gameplay isn't really all that interesting and the controls would have felt outdated even at the time of release. At its best, the writing labors to be funny through being edgy and meta, and at its worst, it's straight up disturbing and problematic without having any sort of punch. The few moments that do hit, such as the relationship between the two protagonists, have no chance at redeeming the rest of the game.

Completing this game confirmed what I had already suspected-you don't need to play this game to see the best of what the Danganronpa series has to offer. Save yourself the embarrassment of having your friends ask you why you are playing a game titled "Ultra Despair Girls" outside of an incognito tab and skip it.

i actually think this might be the greatest game of all time

i just remember you had to keep taking it to the bathroom so it could shit. for that, 3/5 stars

i beat the shit out of raj's score in this game in 2011

i had a crush on spyro as a child. 4/5

Somehow still the best HP game, although it's close with the Sorcerer's Stone GB game. Like the films they completely gave up after the first few