this ain't no cozy game or life sim, this is a strategy game. i felt like i was playing uncut gems: farming edition. there is no downtime at all, and with every choice i made i fucked up my character's life in ways i didn't even comprehend. what the hell

i thought the shitty controls in star fox adventures were just a misstep, but i stand corrected. apparently rare was simply bad at making shooters.

MY LEFT STICK

what the hell is this mane