come for a funny game about suplexing zombies in a mall, stay for the intense time management game where every mad dash for a survivor or for more resources has to be carefully planned and scheduled lest the truth fall into darkness

every encounter with a psychopath makes you howl in anguish ; not because you're about to be run over by a big weaponised shopping trolley, not because all you have as an answer are two fresh succulent cartons of orange juice, but because you absolutely did NOT make time for this crap in your schedule and it's all going wrong

too bad capcom did some absolute clown shit with this series, because this game is a great statement of intent and a genuinely fresh take on survival horror

Reviewed on Nov 03, 2022


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"Alright, I have 5 minutes left, but I can definitely get this survivor back to the safe room if I cut through the park." (WELLLLLLLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVAYYYYY) "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"