7 reviews liked by dtxnitros


A game as good as it is depressing

The real reason Bloodborne owns is that there are a truly absurd number of wives in this game, including;
- Lesbian Wife (Lady Maria)
- Other Lesbian Wife (Eileen)
- Likes-Biting Wife (Thiccer Amelia)
- Eldritch Monstrosity Wife (Ebrietas)
- Dollification Wife (The Doll)
- Medfet Wife (Iosefka)
- Breeding Kink Wife (Rom)

Anyone who was shocked by Miyazaki admitting he's a masochist really wasn't paying any attention

There is no such thing as a perfect videogame, but this is the damn closest I've ever seen one get.

Incredibly accurate simulation of living in London

why yes, mr chicken man. i do like hurting other people. quite a bit, actually. may i do it more

game is excellent but it is my word of warning if you find anyone who really likes this game you should trust your instinct that they are a freak and not to be trusted