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This review contains spoilers

everything about the pale manages to be the most interesting thing I've ever seen in a video game

My father got me both Diamond and Pearl and I proceeded to lose the Pearl cartridge after 2 days of owning it. Grotle I'm sorry

I borrowed this from a friend for a "week" in primary school and gave it back to him 6 months later I'm sorry J

I stayed up until 6 AM to finish this game, cried during the final scenes, stopped crying during the credits, and cried again at the post-credits

my expectations have never been more subverted

this happened to my daughter Furude Rika

toshihiro nagoshi has done it again. really appreciated the scene where Majima and Kiryu make out for half an hour underneath a traffic cone.

if I was Ooishi I would have intervened

Hello, Kazuma Kiryu. Every day you sacrifice your wellbeing for that of others. But are you prepared to sacrifice your sanity for that of your precious daughter? I require a full bingo in Yakuza Golf

the best rgg characters show up for 1 game and never return

none of these games have made me want to strangle Kiryu as much as this. the last chapters don't make up for the monotony of everything before them, but they really cement it as the game of all time

I'm so glad that Kiryu gets to live a happy life with his new family. I sure hope nothing happens in the next three games that could affect this in any way!

god the mangagamer sprites are bad