Took the blue pill, escaped the simulation, nothing changed tho

2020

Me when I buy a physical map on my holiday

Why is every single NPC just fully trauma dumping on this poor dog, she didn't ask for this😭

Playing this while listening to Taylor Swift's Folklore and Evermore is a true vibe

Felt like I was in a fever dream of a history class, I have so much knowledge about a world I could not give a single shit about. The cuff thing was pretty interesting, but the story was predictable and, probably the worst part about the game, told in a insanely boring way.
Set me Frey

Lara do be rising, there's a lot of shit to climb in this one.

Not as great as its predecessor, but that might just be the nostalgia talking. The changes to the weapons systems are great and a good improvement. There's way more to do in this one, but the setting feels copied and sometimes overwhelming, which caused me to skip a lot of the side missions. These missions can be fun, but a lot of them are also just filler and time waisters.

All in all, Lara ate fr

Minus half a star for not being able to bang Malady and for Fane hating me :(

I'm not the first and won't be the last to say that there is an exciting and enjoyable game underneath all the bugs and glitches.

But those issues aside, this game still insisted on holding my hand as much as possible while introducing a world where you should be able to roam free to do whatever you want.

The npc's never shut up, I found myself mashing the a-button just to get through the cringy and god awful dialogue.

I really think Pokémon games would benefit from some sort of slider to indicate how familiar you are with the games because I don't need some forced 'rival' to tell me that water moves are strong against fire types.

The school was a fun idea, but I never bothered to fully explore it because I did not see the point of it and because the classes were boring.

The open world is great and fun to explore, but after playing for a while, you'll soon find out it's a little to big for its britches. At first you'll see a great variety of Pokémon, but you'll soon encounter the same ones over and over again. Or you won't encounter any at all because they're just not spawning. Areas like the desert and the lake felt too vast to even bother exploring them to their fullest.

Lastly, a lot of the new Pokémon are very lame. Just very uninspired, plain ugly or their evolution is just the same thing but on two legs instead of four

Having said that:
I really liked the three seperated quests throughout the game and hope they'll continue doing stuff like that because it kept the game from feeling linear and kept me wanting to do more.

Arven's story is great and an example of what coming stories should be like.

Battling Pokémon can be fast and snappy if you want them to be, but they don't have to. I think it's great you're given that choice.

I did not like the look of most of the terastallized Pokémon, but I did end up really liking the mechanic.

All in all, there is a good game here, but it's unfortunately covered in a lot of Relor "mud balls"

A game Ryan Reynolds fans will love
Seems only fitting to have a game like this glitch out in the final scene. There are some good qualities here, but the unapologetic nature of this game seems to not be enough to excuse buggy gameplay and a tedious way to finish all missions. I got this game for free with my graphics card, no way I would pay full price for it.
Saints Row was one of my favorite franchises growing up. Saints Row 2 still being one of my favorite games and 3 as a worthy successor. It's sad to see it in the state it is right now, unworthy of calling itself a GTA contender. I doubt the Saints Row franchise will return to its former glory and that truly breaks my heart. It's too scared to take itselfs seriously and relies way to much on being "funny" and "memeable" while also failing tremendously at those goals. If you truly liked the movie Free Guy, you will probably love this game

2022

It's a game where you play as a cat, of course it's fun

Raider? I hardly know her!

Anyway, Lara slays and gives off big girlboss energy and tbh what else do u need from a Tomb Raider game

Figured I'd give this a try since it'll probably win goty, but, like I anticipated, this is not my kind of game

Nice little story, hated the man's house x

2016

Abzûlutely beautiful (is a joke i'm sure no one has ever made before)