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it really truly does not get better than this

Max Payne 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

This game shaped me as a person. When I was a kid I used to love playing the Gaians, committing bio-terrorism with mind worms and eco-bombs. Now as an adult, I like sending people improvised explosives in the mail.

>baba yetu
>leonard nimoy narrating

kino is served

Stockpile nukes so you can wipe out entire world population

i wired 20 billion in military aid to zimbabwe and now they are calling themselves Roadesia. Please,i am sorry. all the faces at the bottom of the screen are Screaming at me! Sorry for accident. i only tried to open a new chuck taylors factory

Impose whatever personality you like onto famous leaders of the old world.

I'm terrified of this game. I've only played it 3 times and I have 33 hours on Steam. That's 11 HOURS PER SESSION on average. It's an actual blackhole to your free time. Digital hypnosis. The second you figure out how the game works, your brain loses agency. Like I'm a 4-year-old kid watching Cocomelon. I don't want to touch Civ again because I'm too afraid. Like the game is some kind of cosmic horror beyond human comprehension.

A borderline masterpiece in using simple controller interactions and mechanics to make you feel like you're performing great things, with a lovely visual style, brilliant soundtrack and a story that ramps up the stakes, as you go from tricking some drunkards out of a few coins to literally putting your life on the line. When you pull off a complicated series of deceptions to win a hand of cards and get yourself out of a particularly sticky situation, its absolutely thrilling. When you're in the middle of shuffling the deck, knowing you're up to no good, you can FEEL the eyes of the other players on you.

This is the kind of thing only videogames can do and it should be rightly celebrated.