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I was blown away by the divine gifts the fish gave to me

This game was made by 15 years old yet it's good

In my opinion, more games should have a button to say "fuck"

Great artstyle, music choice and characters.
Bad level design and bs fight system

amazing husbando game

short and sweet. repeating soundtrack, but the game is not very long to be annoying

im sorry, but it looks like a part of my very own soul will stay stucked to this game forever, especially after those 644 hours i spent, doing fun and stupid shit.
p.s also my very first introduction to online games

some custom maps are goated

fmv is pretty neat and funny, but constant need to backtrack the same locations and look for the items in the same places just ruins the game. yes, i know a lot of point-and-click games do that, but Dark Alleys does it much much more than you think.

lazy remaster with broken configs

potentially a pretty solid game

trans rights

this game is sucking out my soul and sanity as long as i play it oh my god

edit: 1/5. 0.5 for the ending, 0.5 for Little Nippon - Hotel level. devs and game designers of this particular game can kiss my ass

game is like okay but it has too much stuff to do and handle for my little add perfectionist brain, and some stuff here is so inconvenient to use, and managing stuff here is very rough