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thanks to this game when i was like 10 i looked super smart in front of my teacher because we had an assignment to try and name stuff from the 60s and i said the cuban missile crisis and just rode that high
yeah people remember the most random shit huh
yeah people remember the most random shit huh
Drakengard 3
2013
Sometimes I fantasize about Zero coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me ? 🥺
This game will kick your ass. Brutally difficult, but still pretty fun once you get a good run going. I've only beat it once. It's maybe a bit too reliant on sneak attacks in doorways and getting leather armor early, but is still a decent time killer when you are away from a computer.
That said, it will never not be frustrating losing a good run because I stepped on a trap and got ambushed by 3 enemies or equipped a ring that ended up being cursed.
Despite that however, the fact it doesn't shove microtransactions or ads in your face already makes it better than most mobile games.
That said, it will never not be frustrating losing a good run because I stepped on a trap and got ambushed by 3 enemies or equipped a ring that ended up being cursed.
Despite that however, the fact it doesn't shove microtransactions or ads in your face already makes it better than most mobile games.
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