Tight-crisp arcade action that appeals by virtue of the fact it breaks a ton of video game conventions that hadn’t even been set yet. Resplendent with crunchy voice acting charm that you really gotta hear!! Every level is soundtracked by the jankiest Funkytown cover you ever heard and you can piss off your friends by going “Oh? Is this the game Shrek 2 was based on? 😏” Wanna live in the alternate future where this was the 1981 breakout hit instead of Donkey Kong.